Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Bush: It's Time for an Intervention

We didn’t need more evidence that George W. Bush is an incompetent, mentally disturbed freak, but we got it anyway. Look at what happened at the G8 Summit …

German Chancellor Angela Merkel is conversing with the Italian prime minister. A dull-eyed, expressionless Bush wanders into the room.

Without warning, Bush enters Merkel's personal space. The guy in the background watches with concern.

Bush lays his hands on the woman. What’s he going to do? Strangle her?!?

No! He’s massaging her! And with that weird, dazed look of his.

Merkel grimaces and shrugs him off.

Bush walks away, as if nothing happened. Merkel watches him nervously. My god, what will the man do next?

Over the past several years, we have seen Bush mangle sentences, commit gaffes, make inappropriate comments, declare his desire to be dictator, flip the bird at reporters, and at times do things that are just weird, like kiss bald men on the head. But, for sheer creepiness, this episode tops them all. It is head-shakingly, jaw-droppingly awful.

Clearly, Bush has deep-seated mental problems. I think it is time for an intervention.