Walmart Shoppers on the Front Lines of Defense against TERROR

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This reminds me of the time I caught Uncle Dan bothering the sheep. "Uncle Dan," says I, "if you keep bothering them sheep, Aunt Bessie's gonna' find out and be jealous." Uncle Dan says, "She won't know if you don't tell her." So I told her and she put anthrax in his cocaine.

You learn a lot growing up on a farm, and most of it--like this video--is complete manure ...